Moosey attends the Star Wars Celebration April 2015

Moose was recently in a place called Anaheim, California.  Apparently, Anaheim is the home of a large mouse, but Moose didn't meet him this trip.  Traveling makes a moose thirsty, so he stopped by a convention center to get a drink of water but a sign on the door said tickets were sold out. Moose tried another door in his quest to grab a drink...

 ...And ended up slipping and falling while an convention center employee stopped him from opening the door.

 Finally two cooks found Moose and pointed toward a furry creature walking nearby.

They said she was a moose too, but Moose had never seen a moose like this and assumed it was a ram...or an eland or a rabbit? Turns out she was a Wampa's second cousin.

 Before going in, Moose and Wampa Cousin were stopped by this guy who frowned on moose and Wampas or basically anything not in yellow.

 Luckily, a "Sandman" also had a yellow sign and Moose and Wampa Cousin were allowed to enter.

 Before Moose could find a water fountain or a lake or a stream, he met a Princess.

 And turned around and met another. They both had the same name, what were the odds? 

 Moose turned around again, and met another princess with the same name!  Did all of the princesses here have the same name? She was standing next to something whose name Moose forgot but it was standing, Moose assumed 'he walk-ed'.

Still no water fountain but Moose ran across a guy named Hans or Ham or Hand (being thirsty makes a moose forgetful).

 As well as his sister, Hanna.

 They both ran off when they saw this large worm fellow...Bo-moose-dah!

 ...Who threatened to freeze Moose in cardboardinite.

 So moose ran outside and into two aliens with big eyes.

 But a lady with a glow-ey sword picked him up.

 And he passed two Belles who were very Brave.

 And he met this nice lady who reminded Moose of reed plants back home.

Which made him remember he was still thirsty and he asked this pilot, who he thinks is a Greek God, for help.

 She introduced him to her friends who she called Reb-els.

And they brought Moose to a pilot who said she could take him as far as Yavin...which sounds like it's close to Fresno.

 Still no closer to a drinking fountain, Moose came across freckles.  He likes freckles.

 This crab-man said he could help find water.

 Moose also met this man, they were called Jell-I or Jell-o or...JEDI.

 But they got in a fight with this this red faced man...called Darth Moose.

 There were Moose-daloriens

 Finally, Moose saw a water fountain.  But these gunner guys, who said they were with the "Empire", stopped Moose. They said to come with them.

And led Moose to meet DARTH VADER! Moose likes Darth Vader! He said, "Before, I was but a learner, now I'm am the Moose-ter!"

 Moose was arrested and hauled away by these Imperial Groupies.

 But they were stopped by a stormtrooper who said, "This is not the moose I was looking for."

 But then two more said, "This IS the moose we were looking for!"

Suddenly more Imperials showed up and said, "Yep! Definitely the moose we were looking for!" and arrested Moose (a second time).

They said he was a prisoner transfer from cell block 1138, but then they started to argue. "This is not the moose we are looking for." "Yes he is!" "No he isn't!" Yes he is!"  "We're not even looking a for a moose!" There was a lot of discussion whether he was or wasn't. Moose wasn't sure what he was other than thirsty.

Finally, a trooper who was going off duty, grabbed Moose, tucked him in her helmet and brought him to the water fountain. Then she let him go on his journey.  Not all Troopers MISS the point.

Moose learned an important lesson, always be sure you get a drink before continuing on your trip. More travels soon!